Into the Strenuous Briefness

spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

10knotes:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

pyratenemo:

quentintarrantino:

Be the person Tom Hiddleston thinks you are.

Can we just talk about the legit motivational value of this for a second though.

randaroyce:

top gear tho

textsfr0mbakerstreet:

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textsfr0mbakerstreet:

Submitted by anonymous

family: why won't you come with us?
me: there must always be a stark at winterfell
Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out.
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*