Into the Strenuous Briefness

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

the-burrito:

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the-burrito:

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Smartass patient

icuisafourletterword:

areyouthenurse:

Today I charted, “patient states, ‘I can’t follow commands. I’m in a coma.’”

Finally found something that tops “I need Ativan. I’m having a seizure”.

You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.
Stephen King (via misswallflower)

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk